All the er...interesting things about Revere without the smell of low tide. No audio of course, but you know it probably sounds something like:
"Yeah, so I says to Frankie, hey! That's not yerz, that's my-an. Where you been since the track closed? My cousin Joe was goin' to Foxwoods last weekend when the Caddie blew out. That's a nice car he got though, mint. Ya wanna cup of cawfee from the Dunkin or just a cup-a wadder? Hey, there's Palo. Hey! Palo, where you been since the track closed? I seen your ma gettin' her hair done in Eastie last week, she says you been workin' construction. I gotto go stop by Demoulas, I'm outta milk. See youse later."
I'm not going to apologize because you know it is accurate.