Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Overheard at the Park

(A father, or possibly grandfather screaming at (about) seven year old boy from his bench across the park)

"Hey, Billy, get back up on the slide. Climb back up. What are you waiting for? The girls are running faster than you. Are you a girl?! Get back up Billy! Hurry up Billy! If you're tired already, you're a GIRL! Get back on that slide, NOW! What's wrong with you?Billy!n Billy!"

This went on for a good ten minutes before the poor kid finally sat down and refused to move. They left, with the old man screaming at him the whole way down the street.

Yay, America.

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