Saturday, July 19, 2014
The Thigh's the Limit
"Well yes", he replied "But consider the alternative!" I guess I shouldn't have asked the guy in a chartreuse shirt and tie if green lenses would look strange. An elderly couple sitting nearby (and entertaining us with dirty jokes) thought the green lenses sounded terrific. At any rate, I'm sure no one will notice my specs once they get a look at my footwear.
Danny has started printing out cards to hang beneath my crazy wall-art with things like:
Gilt on Plastic
Museum of Kitsch,
I thought it was funny at first, but now everything in the house has a description affixed to or beneath it. Maybe I really should conduct tours by appointment. Anyway, I'm letting him have his fun for the moment. There's still another month to summer break.
If anyone needs to label their kitsch, let me know and I'll have the little archivist make you some signage.