Danny: (Shaking Magic 8 Ball he got for his Birthday) Will the Dow close over 18,000 today?
(shakes it, looks at answer). Let's try this again, will the Dow close over 18,000 today? (Looks at answer, irritated). Ma? (sarcastically) I think this thing is defective, it doesn't give me the answer I want.
Sometimes I think I should be concerned that I have a child that understands what a short sale is.