... cause I've got caffeinated Jesus hangin' on the corner of my wall
Also spotted at Hobby Lobby, an item with too many levels of awfulness and WTF for my poor old brain to process.
I went there hoping to find a new artificial tree as ours is falling apart. I didn't see anything that wasn't pre-lit, so I might need to do some research finding what I want. My goal is to take the old, beat-up tree and turn it into a giant bird feeder in the garden this winter, but I might need to keep it another year if I can't find something I like. At least I know where to go if I want to decorate it with a hunting theme. I couldn't make this stuff up.