Because They Don't Make Ingmar Bergman Action Figures

...and my kid wanted to know why not.


Mater: Hey there buddy, what's yer name?
Grim Reaper: I am the one called Death.
Mater: Hey uh, Mr. Death, you wanna go play a trick on Lightning McQueen?
Grim Reaper: Trick What is this trick of which you speak?
Mater: Aw shucks, I wus just gonna get you to sneak up behind him and be all"Oh hey, look everyone here's the Ghost Light" and then we could go tip over a few tractors..."
Grim Reaper: You're all going to die. Horribly.


And next week, we'll do Joan of Arc to go with my Antonin Artaud colouring book idea.