Somethin' For Yer Dartboard

It has been pointed out that I don't post photographs of myself. I don't think the black eyeliner thing is working for me-it makes me look like Iggy Pop.

So there ya go, there's the cook.

As my mother used to say:

"Do you think there's anything else you could possibly do to make yourself look more unattractive?"

-and then I came home with a tattoo, which shut her up for a while.