Girls, Explained By Danny

"Girls will talk nice to you, but then you know they're going to ask you to do something you don't want to do."

I asked him to elaborate, and got:

"You know, "Oh Danny, can you take out the trash? Oh Danny, can you flush the toilet? Oh Danny, can you slay the Gorgon and bring me her head after lunch?" They always ask nicely."

For the record, no one (that I know of) has asked Danny to slay the Gorgon.