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Thursday, April 24, 2014

Flori-DUH

I can't decide if I think this is horrible, brilliant, or a mixture of both:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/florida-principal-stops-10-year-practice-of-serving-kids-shots-of-mountain-dew-before-taking-standardized-test-213652590.html

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2 comments:

  1. Curtise2:11 PM

    Why not just go the whole hog and add in some proper stimulants? A for (and with) Amphetamines! xxx

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  2. Goody2:39 PM

    Exactly! And then you solve the childhood obesity epidemic as well. Everybody wins!

    I can imagine the slogans:

    "Speed-better grades, won't make you fat!"

    I heard Homer Simpson in my brain as I typed that.

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