Is it really the end of August? I might as well post these photos from much earlier in summer. Just posting photos is boring though, so humour me as I try to be less boring.
Dressed as an Edwardian at the seaside, but I haven't got a boat
But if they keep turning back our rights
I might not get to vote
Asters that signal disasters (see, that's better)
They bloomed before the storm
They also shouldn't have overwintered
But damn it
The climate is getting warm(er)
I missed osting for Canada Day
Belated wishes to our neighbours up North
It must have been 1 July
As every year that stupid CN Tower purse comes forth
I don't know why I own this bag and it really does only get used once a year for Canada Day.
Saw this in a junk shop
Among the trash and litter
Not really sure why anyone
Needs a strawberry seat for their shitter.
Someone went to Bali
And brought home some cool fabric
The dress was donated half-complete
But I just had to have it.
I'm glad I'm not a cowgirl
I don't like riding horses
Me and gravity don't get along
when I hit the ground with forces
(Okay look, I'm not a poet and the only other good rhyme was "divorces")
I have a boring dress
This blouse is nothing special
I have better in the style
I don't know why I bought it
Just adding to a pile
Earrings that are roller skates
A brooch that is a pie
I'm wearing so much makeup
Why do I look about to die?!
I'm wearing too much black
I look stricken with grief
But if you look a bit closer
It is just inspired by Georgia O'Keefe
(She did wear a lot of black)
An outfit such as this
For Olympus with the gods
But I'm stuck here in Omaha
With a bunch of regressive clods (mostly)
They call this dress a peasant
The choice of the rural bred
But here in the State of Nebraska
It is a sweatshirt reading Go Big Red (football)
(For the record-I lived in rural Nebraska for 12 years on a farm and never saw anyone wearing a peasant dress, even ironically in town. Shhhh, don't tell the Trad. Wives)
I like a big necklace
To adorn my ageing neck
And a pair of faux amber earrings
Complete with fossil speck
This outfit worked for summer
The shoes are very nice
I bought them at the grocery store
At the same time I bought rice
(Seriously though, Aldi sells nice shoes!)
You can't tell my my sun-kissed-tan
I have poor hemoglobin
Don't know where all the blood has gone
But I feel somewhat downtrodden
Some days I dress on whim
Not knowing what I'll find
Or remembering when I purchased
A brooch of a cat's behind
I do enjoy a spotty frock
it keeps things nice and cheerful
If I truly dressed for mood
It might be grim and fearful
If you think that I will take
The bait of the obvious rhyme with ducks
You obviously don't know Midwesterners
And think we must be schmucks
(You knew I'd do that, didn't you?)
Look at those little waterfowl
strung along as beads
I'm not sure if they're coots or mallards
I'm not expert at breeds
Some will call these trousers
Others call them pants
No matter what you call them
They're perfect for a dance
8 comments:
fabulous!
your clothes/outfits beat your poem..... :-D
life in omaha my be grim - but there a much cooler 2.hand clothes then here. although our lifes will get rough in the near future too if there will be no wonder.
i´m in love with the patio skirt and the folky blouse of red embrodery......
xxxx
Fabulous and hilarious! I really enjoyed this post and your round-up of Summer outfits. So much to love: the Edwardian lady outfit, the Bali dress, the cowgirl skirt, to name but a few. And that strawberry seat and accompanying poem had me in stitches! xxx
What a treat ! Always enjoy your outfits. I like the big flower power pin .I have a few I have collected over the years and love them .They are just so happy. Oh and the brown paisley (peacock ?) pants super !
Best Wishes,
Gail from the Great State of Pennsylvania.
Love the poem and love all the different outfits. I love your wicker bag! xx
Aaand this is why I love reading your blog! You are, frankly, brilliant. Vicky
It's like you were channeling Emily Dickinson, LOL. What a great bunch of poems you have here. I especially liked the unexpected semi-rhyme of "hemoglobin" and "downtrodden" and the non-rhyming climate change poem. The inability to make that poem rhyme seems to go hand in hand with the frustration of climate change, like nothing is going according to plan, including the basic expectation that the poem end in a rhyme. Seriously brilliant!
Emily
You inspire me to look harder, though I don’t think my town has the inventory yours does. Man, that looked like a fun session. The poems set up a rhythm that grooved right along and you just do such a great job. Even the boring dress :) had panache on you. Olivia in the PNW
Your poems made me laugh out loud and there's me thinking "shitter" was only used in the Black Country!
Love the Grecian goddess vibe dress, the blouse that isn't all that special but pretty cool nonetheless and that groovy Canada flight bag.
I'm debating staying up late tonight, I'm dying to see Kamala Harris wipe the floor with orange boy! xxx
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