So the falcon chicks that hatched above the State Capitol have been named; Goldenrod and Meadowlark. I swear to god. They named a Peregrine falcon, Meadowlark. I know it is the state bird, but that is just, wrong, wrong, wrong.
I imagine the falcons from the Woodman tower in Omaha (with proper names like, Hera and Zeus) coming over to taunt him.
"Come out and play Meadowlark. We can go sit on a fencepost and sing. Ha, ha!"
I live in Idiocracy.