-before forgetting them for another forty years. Today, I'm thinking about paper straws. No reason, but that's how my brain (sorta) works. When was the last time you saw one? I can't remember, it was that long ago. You could probably find fancy ones, for the "foodie" douchebags that buy faux retro things (stop looking at me like you don't know what I mean...you know exactly what I mean). I don't want those. I want paper straws like you got with a Green River float at Lockwood Castle in 1972.
Next thing I'm gonna think about before I get even older and forget it again-Sen Sen candy.