Standing in line at a store with Danny waiting to pay. The cranky woman behind the register says to Danny:
"Oh, you're wearing a conductor's hat."
to which Danny replied, somewhat exasperated:
Lady, This is an engineer's cap. I'm driving the train, lady."
I did my best not to laugh, but it was pretty darn funny. If he did that when he was older, I'd be forced to scold him, but at four, everyone is either a "Lady" or a "Mister" to him. It was just the fact that it came out the way it did.
Engineer's cap is striped-got that, lady?