Anyone Have Hedgeballs?

If you're a local reader, and have some hedgeballs you're not using to repel swarms of box elder bugs (known locally as, "Democrats" because they only come out in droves around election time. Yeah, I didn't laugh the first time I heard that either), I'd be happy to take them off your hands. I'm willing to swap for something from the kitchen (bread, pie, jam, etc.). Hy-Vee wants a buck each, which is insane. Drop me an email if you want to arrange a swap.