If you happened to be in the public restroom at the Gretna outlet mall this morning, you would have heard this exchange (which a few people did, as far as I could tell by the muffled (and not so) laughter).
Danny: Why do I always have to paper the seat first?
Me: So you don't get cooties.
Danny: I thought cooties were just in your hair. You mean I can get body cooties too?! I didn't know you could get those. I'd better paper the seat!