I'm starting to discover I'm not as good a housekeeper as I thought, now that I have new glasses and can see dirt and dust better. Anyway, today, armed with my vacuum and new glasses I set about cleaning...until the Hoover became hard to push...and the house smelled like something...Oh my GOSH! Burning!
So I run the thing outside, flip it over and see smoke pouring out the bottom where there was a burning sock, I'd apparently overlooked whilst vacuuming with my brand new glasses.
But I can spot a cobweb at fifty yards.