Friday, November 16, 2007

I'd Like A Small Cheese Pizza With Onions And Olives

What? I am sooo not out of the delivery area! I'm like, I dunno, sixty miles outside of Omaha-what, you can't deliver a pizza to Saunders County? #&%*(^)_)###!!!!

Now what the heck am I gonna' do? Mummy's making cabbage soup for dinner (of all the indignities I'm forced to suffer, now I have to listen to them toot-toot-tooting all night).

Someone bring me a freaking pizza.

And a gas mask.

Cabbage soup. Oh my gosh, it's like she's writing herself into a Ukrainian joke.

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