Since Raymond and Janice were the only participants, you both win (what is the matter with the rest of you?). My favourites were:
"Eat your butter!"
"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague." (Which reminds me of that Burroughs bit about, "As one judge said to the other-if you can't be just, be arbitrary."
I know I have Raymond's address, and I'm pretty sure I have Janice's as well (I'll let you know if I don't).
I'm a bit under the weather today, but hopefully I'll get some preserves into the post this week, or next.
I'm putting Danny in charge of painting the family motto sign so he'll have things to complain to his friends about when he's a teenager.
Thanks for all the laughs. I'm off to get my daily butter ration!