Mr. ETB finally gave in and bought a couple of summer shirts. I met up with him in the department store and he had in hand, two identical light green plaid shirts.
"You just want everyone to think you're wearing the same shirt day after day as some sort of uber-computer-geek status thing, don't you?'
At that point, as I was scolding him in the centre of the men's department, a fifty-ish man walked past, and hearing the exchange burst into approving laughter before being shot an angry look from his wife, lest he get any similar fashion ideas.
I mean, it is bad enough to wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie, but lime green and white plaid?