Really, one look at the Prince of Wales' ears, or David Bowie's teeth ought to make that point rather well, it isn't exactly a secret.
Oh yes, Swedes and Norwegians...the beautiful people. Such straight teeth, such nice skin...too bad they reek in lutefisk and Bols and live in bleak, inhospitable landscapes. Wait, my bad, that's Finland. Same difference. Here, have some pickled skate. Yeah, it only smells putrid, the stuff is delicious...
Can the Norwegians drink until they throw-up or pull off football hooliganism? I think not. What has Sweden offered the world besides their beautiful men, easy to assemble bookcases, and dirty magazines?
I did find the comment about Germans not doing well on the site because they look too stern, amusing. And telling. They probably couldn't find time to smile for the photo because they were busy colour coordinating the linen closet and ironing the dust rags.
I'm going to get hate mail.