Sunday, September 05, 2010


We need a tutor for ancient Greek. I know we live in somewhat of a cultural wasteland, but someone in the state must be qualified to teach ancient Greek. We still need an accordion teacher as well. I'm thinking of posting an ad in the local paper:

Wanted, accordion teacher/ancient Greek tutor. Must have chest hair.


Raymond said...

I foresee you getting a reply from a hairy-chested Greek senior citizen accordion player.

Goody said...

I hope his name is Aristotle.