Well That Just About Covers Things

Looking through books:

Me: Here's a complete collection of Marlowe's poems.
Mr. ETB: Yeah he was all like, "Oh I really like Satan, you know. Oh I really love Satan."
Me: Well sure, but his Faustus was pretty good.
Mr. Because he loved Satan.
Me: Hey Danny?
Danny: What mama?
Me: Don't make deals with the devil.
Danny: OK. I already learned that.
Me: And don't smoke crack.
Danny: OK mama