Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Things I Hadn't Started Worrying About Yet-Nasal Maggot Edition

I try to cover the basics with the kiddo-don't have unprotected sex, don't drop acid, don't wear brown shoes with blue socks, etc. Obviously, I've been living in a cave because there's a new, terrifying "trend" sweeping schools across America-snorting Smarties! American Smarties, not the kind you get in the UK and Canada which are coated chocolate. Look I wouldn't make this up. I read it in the Daily Mail, it must be true (if perhaps exaggerated).

What happened to the good old days when kids drank Shirley Temples http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Temple_(cocktail) to imitate grown-ups? Say what you will, but candy cigarettes while a bad example, never gave anyone nose maggots.

*shakes head* kids these days.

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