I try to cover the basics with the kiddo-don't have unprotected sex, don't drop acid, don't wear brown shoes with blue socks, etc. Obviously, I've been living in a cave because there's a new, terrifying "trend" sweeping schools across America-snorting Smarties! American Smarties, not the kind you get in the UK and Canada which are coated chocolate. Look I wouldn't make this up. I read it in the Daily Mail, it must be true (if perhaps exaggerated).
What happened to the good old days when kids drank Shirley Temples http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Temple_(cocktail) to imitate grown-ups? Say what you will, but candy cigarettes while a bad example, never gave anyone nose maggots.
*shakes head* kids these days.