I was remarking to Mr. ETB this morning how nice the calendar from Hy-Vee is, and that I should pick up a few more next time we're there, as they're free. Mind, I can only make use of one myself, and it was with a bit of terror I realised I have become the older person snagging free calendars to send my younger friends. In my youth, I never had need to purchase one as older friends and relations would send them to me-now the role has reversed.
I haven't started hanging out in the lobby of the bank on Saturday for the free coffee and doughnuts (whether I bank there or not) but I'm not ruling it out.
Now get the hell off my lawn-and take a calendar before you leave.