I employ the occasional one sentence paragraph, key word being occasional. I should give it more of a try...maybe get a paying writing gig, as it seems to be some sort of Nebraskana...anyway, here goes.
I like to write.
Sometimes, I think stuff.
Mostly just stuff, like that guy over there, who's thinkin' stuff.
Do you think that guy over there, thinkin' stuff, is thinkin' stuff about me?
I was thinkin' some other stuff, but the editor says I wrote enough.
Oh, ha, ha, ha. We don't actually have editors.
I bought a Fowlers.
And a copy of Strunk and White.
Nah, I'm not going to use them.
I get paid for this.
Dudes, I get paid for this!