Break out yer Fugs records to celebrate Tuli's life.
I don't have time or room to reprint the entire 1001 Ways To beat The Draft, but here are some of the better suggestions:
Grope J. Edgar Hoover in the silent halls of Congress
Start to menstruate (better red than dead!)
Replace your feet with wheels
Get muscular dystrophy when you're a kid
Join the Abraham Lincoln Brigade
Stretch yourself on a rack so you become over 61/2 feet tall
Marry Mao Tse tung
Stamp your foot in the ground like Rumplestiltskin and refuse to eat until our boys return home from Vietnam.
Declare war on Germany
Tell the Army psychiatrist if he doesn't let you into the Army, you'll kill him
Wear pants made of jell-O
Tell the draft board you're sending your mother to Vietnam to fight in your place
Learn to talk with your anus
When the doctor tells you to spread your cheeks, let him see the firecracker you placed there beforehand.
Develop bleeding stigmata
Run for Congress on the platform that Red China should be invited to send its surplus population to colonise new York and Arizona.
Develop an otherworldly metaphysical system and live by its precepts.