Danny, out of the blue:
"Mama? Mama? Can I get an accordion and lessons? You know, if you have an accordion, you have a party."
I won't dispute that, I'm just a little shocked to hear it out of my five year old. So Internets, if you know an accordion teacher in Eastern Nebraska that you think would be a good match for the future Big Dan The Polka Man, let me know via the comments, or email.
Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun...