The Douglas County Fair is just around the corner, and Danny's special pickled mushrooms need time for a good soak in the jar before judging. He's worried as the children's division covers ages 6-18. I assured him that your canning skills don't really change that much between those years, and a good recipe is a good recipe. I think he has a winner. I think he'll be a good loser and all that, but come on, everyone enters to win.
It costs five bucks to enter, and top prize is two bucks (and a ribbon) but they have to pay for the fair somehow, and I think we all know it isn't going to be through taxes.
Wish us luck.