Rainbow Learned To Write Like Cindy

I employ the occasional one sentence paragraph, key word being occasional. I should give it more of a try...maybe get a paying writing gig, as it seems to be some sort of Nebraskana...anyway, here goes.

I like to write.

Sometimes, I think stuff.

Funny stuff.

Scary stuff.

Mostly just stuff, like that guy over there, who's thinkin' stuff.

Do you think that guy over there, thinkin' stuff, is thinkin' stuff about me?

Probably not.


I was thinkin' some other stuff, but the editor says I wrote enough.

Oh, ha, ha, ha. We don't actually have editors.

I bought a Fowlers.

And a copy of Strunk and White.

Nah, I'm not going to use them.

I get paid for this.

Dudes, I get paid for this!

OMG!