Father Christmas gets milk and cookies-the tooth fairy gets cordial. She's a bit of a lush, and she tends to scatter the money about the room instead of placing it beneath the pillow.
I didn't get anything for my tooth woes (except a substantial bill) but kids in these parts collect a rather good sum. Now, I'm confident Danny (aka, "Little Dawkins") does not believe in a tooth fairy (or Easter Bunny, Father Christmas, or any deity a church would ask you to worship, or anything even vaguely supernatural) but he does believe in the Almighty Dollar, and is willing to play along for the payout.
I hope she doesn't drink it all, and throw-up on the white carpet, 'caus you know blackberry is gonna stain.