We headed over to the "Red (Read) Wall" at the library on 90th street for a photo-op. Don't worry, the librarians already know I'm strange, this get-up wouldn't look out of the ordinary.
We decided to walk across the lobby to photograph on the other wall-I don't know what sort of magical worm hole I went through, but it made my boobs bigger. Seriously. My knockers were half this size on the other side of the library. Amazing! I wonder how many people know about this?
Sadly, by the time I got to Bag and Save, the magic was gone. Bummer.
Danny found this kosher version of Swedish Fish candy in the Pesach aisle. We didn't buy them.
Outfit Particulars:
Straw hat with fruit and flowers-Goodwill, Council Bluffs, IA
Red Cashmere sweater-Marshall Field's, 1980's
Red Cardigan-Can't remember
Blue Beads-Goodwill
1950's wool pleated skirt-Thrift World, 90th Street
Butterfly wing sweater-clip-Can't remember
Earrings-Sara Coventry, thrifted years ago
Gold bangle-Hand-Me-Ups
Blue Handbag-Thrift World, 90th Street
Shoes-Vintage Naturalizers, Thrifted
Red gloves-Nobbies (Hey, I didn't name the place)
Yeah, yeah, I haven't forgotten.
Have a lovely week, everyone.
6 comments:
A certainly "don't mess with me" post lol. Funny!
The whole day had that sort of vibe.
I do try to avoid taking myself too seriously. Glad I could give you a laugh.
Knockers. A fine word, redolent of Carry On humour and 1970s sitcoms (in the UK anyway). I am going to use it more often. In fact, there was a comedian called Les Dawson, who had a character called Cosmo Smallpiece whose catchphrase was Knickers, Knackers, Knockers. You are welcome for the cultural input...
Anyway, I am interested in the wormhole and its knockers-enhancing effects. I have certain tops that do that, suddenly the tits look bloody huge.
Love the hat, the whole look is a little Librarian Chic (which I like a lot, and is appropriate for the venue, after all), you look superb in red, and Nobbies' gloves? Gawd, we are back to 70s sitcoms....
Always a lady. I like that. xxxx
Good old knockers!
I must thank Curtise for introducing me to you.
:)
What a fabulous hat!! You have made me laugh with your knockers story!!
@ Helga
I'm pleased to meet you.
@ Sue
I'm glad we can all have a laugh at me knockers.
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