Yeah, yeah, I know, "Leggings aren't pants, blah, blah, blah."
These boots might be the most impractical wardrobe item I own.
Is it me or does the elf look like he's wielding an explosive?
Velvet tunic-Jordan Marsh about 25 years ago!
Earrings-Target, years ago
Rootbeer Bakelite bangle-Salvation Army
Speaking of drunks, I saw a local bar is having a "Drunk Spelling Bee." I'd lose, for certain!
Today's Cocktail is a little racy.
Between The Sheets:
1/2 oz. light rum
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. brandy
1/2 oz. lemon juice
Shake well with ice and strain into glass.
Not drunk...still can't act normal (or spell).
I'm off to study the dictionary.