Thursday, December 29, 2011

A Traitor to my Ethnicity

-I'm having extensive dentistry done so that my teeth no longer look like David Bowie's. So far, the front four on top look awesome. I needed some fillings done, and since I was going to be sitting in the chair quite a bit over the next few months, I thought it would be a good time to make my teeth look less like that of a horse-or David Bowie. I'm sorry I didn't do this sooner, though in the past I think the technology was a bit more crude (like caps).

Now I can smile when I tell you to fuck off.

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