"If there were only one glass of Sick Man's Pee" left in the world, with whom would you share it?"
OK, so posts like these are pretty clear examples why no one is beating down the door to offer me a book deal (not that I was looking for one, but after this post it surely ain't happening).
To Make A Sick Man's Pee, You Will Need:
Attractive glassware circa 1968
1 1/2 teaspoons caster sugar
1 ounce white rum
2 ounces brandy
squeeze of lemon
Enjoy a Sick Man's Pee whilst reading something by William S. Burroughs.