Papa: Daniel, come here.
Danny: Don't call me Daniel!
Papa: What should I call you?
Danny: "Handsome Dan."
Leaving to go out for the day as a family:
Danny: Mama should stay home and do chores.
In the Old Market, where my husband is playing on a storm grate
Mama: Don't do that, you'll fall in. Our housekeeper fell down a manhole in Chicago and she was never the same again.
Papa: (being silly) Oh, it's OK (jumps on it)
Mama: Stop that right now, look at the example you're setting.
Danny: Mama should stay home next time and do chores.
Saturday, August 09, 2008
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My son, Joseph, came home from kindergarten and said, "I want to be named ED!"
Why do you want to be called ED?
"Because ED only has TWO letters"
That's pretty funny
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