Creepy Vintage Angel Light

 I'm afraid this lamp may make a better Halloween decoration than Christmas. This thing gives me the creeps.

"Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito. It gave me heartburn something awful. I got to go see if any of the cherubs have any antacids. Brrrup. 'scuse me. Wait, hang on, I gotta fart....woo hoo, that one was a howitzer, wasn't it? I gotta lay off the beans."

 

She does look rather uncomfortable.

When you hear a fart, that means an angel is getting their wings (or a burrito with extra cheese).

 

I paid a buck for her, still in the original box. I don't light her, because having this thing glowing, and making that face would give me nightmares. I know I bought it, but I have no idea why.