That Was Fun

There were plays to attend, wearing our best...

and all manner of cakes put to the test...

...The pudding was steamed, and put away, to be consumed on Boxing Day ('caus we just couldn't face it after all this cake)

 There were crackers with hats, and the best jokes you've heard...

...and Father Christmas brought Danny a retro drinking bird.

Mr. ETB bought me a set of measuring spoons, a hand-held Tetris game (don't ask) and the craziest 1980's clock he picked up at Goodwill (It is a pear. Yes, the fruit. No, I have no idea why). I bought him a wallet made of Tyvek with a picture of a severed hand that reads, "Stay Optimistic!" He also got a box of After Eight mints because what the hell, Christmas comes but once a year. Danny got his top hats (one silk, one felt) and a video camera. I may regret that, but time will tell.